I think discovering that your first born child is the Anti-Christ would be hard. It would probably be harder if you were religious. It would be even harder if you were Christian. And it would probably be most hard if you were the actual Christ. If you were the actual Christ, and your child was the Anti-Christ, you’d probably relate with other parents really easily. At least, from what I hear.
If you weren’t religious, you’d probably be, like, “Whatever. We’ll just stay away from the Christs from now on. Big loss.”
I think audiobooks should be way cheaper. Like, by half, at least.
While most of the literary-minded will be dusting off their “Lil’ Fat” notebooks and diving right into NaNoWriMo, we, here at Newsbleep, will be doing no such thing. For one, we don’t own a “Lil’ Fat” notebook between the lot of us, despite their small size and great girth.
Instead, Newsbleep will attempt a loftier goal: NaNewPonMo. For those who can’t read made-up acronyms, NaNewPonMo is National Newsbleep Ponders… Month. In short, Newsbleep editors will post a new Newsbleep Ponders… for every day in November.
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.
So, hold on, enjoy, and ponder…