I think they should make blankets that have sleeves so you could wear them. Too often I wear a blanket, get a phone call, and then ruin my whole setup. Actually, come to think of it, they should just fix phones.
Phones should come with brain chips. When the phone rings, you could just nod your head or swivel it or something and answer the call. To hang up, you’d shake your head really vigorously. Actually, come to think of it, that would shake the blanket off of you anyway.
You know what, nevermind. I don’t know how to file a patent anyway.