Newsbleep Ponders… Parenting

I think discovering that your first born child is the Anti-Christ would be hard. It would probably be harder if you were religious. It would be even harder if you were Christian. And it would probably be most hard if you were the actual Christ. If you were the actual Christ, and your child was the Anti-Christ, you’d probably relate with other parents really easily. At least, from what I hear.

If you weren’t religious, you’d probably be, like, “Whatever. We’ll just stay away from the Christs from now on. Big loss.”

Newsbleep Ponders… Personal Space

I think, if you can’t swing your arms violently around a room, because of the density of people in that room, then that’s too many people. Then you could say, “I can’t swing my arms violently around me, but for people!”, and anyone who was a little bit older would appreciate your phrasing.